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Swift
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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SwiftoNE Dominating the Classic tournaments
Lets bring up the past, so I can get some very wanted attention.
Stupid fuck nerdok and his stupid "classic tournamts". Remeber how gay you were Nerdok? I entered 6 tournaments of yours as I recall. Not very much considering I use to have a life. !Greug8fyggdsfauygysda7igy6743NTVJKVVB jvbdfsvk;dvjewg lllllllll bheg y
1) I completely dominated the first tournament by raping all the good ones off early and finishing off the noobs who some how made it the finals and you decided to not make that tournament count for points.
2) I was in the finals getting ready to ass pound newbrunt.exe and you wouldn't allow me to save the game because he had to go and i had to go afk for 10 so I had to forfit and take 2nd to a noob, what a noob bitch you are agan.
3) I totally dominated kanuks in the finals, as expected. And due to you admin raping me the previous two tournaments, I already knew what was coming another fluke way for you not to let me win. So I declinded out of the tournament and let kanuks take 1st with his crushing defeat against the legendary me.
4th) By this point I had conquered you were an emo nerd piece of shit and you knowing this, you only had one option
(Instead of just finding ways to not let me uptain 1st point prize, which i naturally get 90% of my tournaments just by being the unstoppable player i am. [note to self: I've never gotten less than to semi finals in any solo tournament god im such a pimp.])
. You kicked me out of your noob tournament league. So I smurfed as lust.is.hip and totally domianted all my victims and made it to the semi finals where everyone was like "wtf, lust.is.hip either took lessons from swift or is swift, because no player in war2 history could play this god damn good and beat players with such ez aside from the godly player SwiftoNE who which I entirely admire and hope to be half as good as one day".
5th) I did a re-smurf to redeem my smurfing abilities and totally dominated your tournament.
6th) You hosted a semi recently dated one on the new server in which i totally dominated.
So what is this?
I'm basically 6-0, considering I won 4 and got kicked out of two one while in finals and other semi finals. God aren't I just the best ever, ever.
Last edited by Swift on Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:14 pm; edited 1 time in total
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GenOciDe-
Joined: 18 Feb 2003
Posts: 5719
Location: Ottawa |
You're cool
...oh wait. No you're not.
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:42 pm |
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Swift
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 3223
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I'm the greatest thing ever to happen to this game.
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:13 pm |
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turtleman@can
Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Posts: 8841
Location: Canada |
swft let's have a series of 5 games on your sets, but don't let your mother watch because she'll stop loving you.
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:17 pm |
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Swift
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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eh? remember when i raped you in that tourney? you are the noob im talking about that made it to the finals in that first tourney, who i totally annilated and you whined like a noob biatch.
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:25 pm |
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turtleman@can
Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Posts: 8841
Location: Canada |
actually if i remember correctly i stomped you the first game and then you started crying because of the settings, we had to coax your fetal position laying ass into continuing on, then I honestly let you win because you came across as an emotionally unstable pre-teen that needed a confidence booster.
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:28 pm |
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Swift
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 3223
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right haha... anyways raped ggs newb
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:44 pm |
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turtleman@can
Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Posts: 8841
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quote:
Originally posted by Swift
right haha... anyways raped ggs newb
that dodge was more epic than arnold swartznegger running away from a nuclear explosion burst and then diving behind cover in slow motion.
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:37 pm |
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Swift
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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huh? what dodge?
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:35 pm |
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Fast Luck
Joined: 11 Oct 2001
Posts: 22805
Location: Penis |
Who did you lose to in the War2 festival? Braviet? _________________ i zero bagged your mother
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Originally posted by Fast Luck
hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
cuz you're less street than vampire weekend
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Swift
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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quote:
Originally posted by Fast Luck
Who did you lose to in the War2 festival? Braviet?
valkrie in the semi finals, stupid fucking ef 1-2.
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:55 am |
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SoCxHoP
Joined: 01 Dec 2004
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swiftone -> semi finals @ war2 festival
socznedok -> semi finals @ war2 festival
swiftone = socznedok
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GenOciDe-
Joined: 18 Feb 2003
Posts: 5719
Location: Ottawa |
Tell us more how valkrie sucks
..oh wait. You lost to him in the last tournament. Nvm
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KaNuKs
Joined: 12 Dec 2001
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada |
Swift is trying real hard to get rediculised.
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:39 pm |
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Swift
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 3223
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quote:
Originally posted by GenOciDe-
Tell us more how valkrie sucks
..oh wait. You lost to him in the last tournament. Nvm
i never said he sucks, but you do. he can beat me in an ef tournament for sure
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:17 pm |
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Swift
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 3223
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K not anymore, I own all.
I'm best ever, ggs everyone.
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GaNz
Joined: 01 Jan 2001
Posts: 575
Location: Toronto, Canada |
lol?
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SoCzNedoK
Joined: 03 Jul 2005
Posts: 2332
Location: Rock Hill, SC |
swiftone is special
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GaNz
Joined: 01 Jan 2001
Posts: 575
Location: Toronto, Canada |
quote:
Originally posted by Swift
quote:
Originally posted by Fast Luck
Who did you lose to in the War2 festival? Braviet?
valkrie in the semi finals, stupid fucking ef 1-2.
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:48 am |
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SoCxYamon
Joined: 07 May 2006
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looking at these old threads, i like how worthless players like turtleman claim to have beaten swift, and then other players just throw names at him ( meaning they do not dare play him only talk about other players beating him , for those of you who are slow, which is alot . ) _________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbL6Gstg954
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_Ataxia_
Joined: 21 Oct 2010
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i beat swift and he buildhacked lawl; i raped his ogres with grunts. gfg.
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GenOciDe-
Joined: 18 Feb 2003
Posts: 5719
Location: Ottawa |
What a weirdo _________________ "If we are the only mammals that cannot take care of ourselves out of the womb, how are we here?" - GoldHP
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Allstar
Joined: 23 Sep 2000
Posts: 2509
Location: Texas |
lol this thread is even better after the 'i hacked' thread!
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tempus
Joined: 25 Nov 2006
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fuck this thread makes my nature seem really repetitive _________________ i found it interesting to learn that only about half of all U.S households have a dishwasher
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