Lets bring up the past, so I can get some very wanted attention.

Stupid fuck nerdok and his stupid "classic tournamts". Remeber how gay you were Nerdok? I entered 6 tournaments of yours as I recall. Not very much considering I use to have a life. !Greug8fyggdsfauygysda7igy6743NTVJKVVB jvbdfsvk;dvjewg lllllllll bheg y

1) I completely dominated the first tournament by raping all the good ones off early and finishing off the noobs who some how made it the finals and you decided to not make that tournament count for points.

2) I was in the finals getting ready to ass pound newbrunt.exe and you wouldn't allow me to save the game because he had to go and i had to go afk for 10 so I had to forfit and take 2nd to a noob, what a noob bitch you are agan.

3) I totally dominated kanuks in the finals, as expected. And due to you admin raping me the previous two tournaments, I already knew what was coming another fluke way for you not to let me win. So I declinded out of the tournament and let kanuks take 1st with his crushing defeat against the legendary me.

4th) By this point I had conquered you were an emo nerd piece of shit and you knowing this, you only had one option (Instead of just finding ways to not let me uptain 1st point prize, which i naturally get 90% of my tournaments just by being the unstoppable player i am. [note to self: I've never gotten less than to semi finals in any solo tournament god im such a pimp.]) . You kicked me out of your noob tournament league. So I smurfed as lust.is.hip and totally domianted all my victims and made it to the semi finals where everyone was like "wtf, lust.is.hip either took lessons from swift or is swift, because no player in war2 history could play this god damn good and beat players with such ez aside from the godly player SwiftoNE who which I entirely admire and hope to be half as good as one day".

5th) I did a re-smurf to redeem my smurfing abilities and totally dominated your tournament.

6th) You hosted a semi recently dated one on the new server in which i totally dominated.

So what is this?

I'm basically 6-0, considering I won 4 and got kicked out of two one while in finals and other semi finals. God aren't I just the best ever, ever.

Last edited by Swift on Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:14 pm; edited 1 time in total

You're cool

...oh wait. No you're not.

I'm the greatest thing ever to happen to this game.

swft let's have a series of 5 games on your sets, but don't let your mother watch because she'll stop loving you.

eh? remember when i raped you in that tourney? you are the noob im talking about that made it to the finals in that first tourney, who i totally annilated and you whined like a noob biatch.

actually if i remember correctly i stomped you the first game and then you started crying because of the settings, we had to coax your fetal position laying ass into continuing on, then I honestly let you win because you came across as an emotionally unstable pre-teen that needed a confidence booster.

right haha... anyways raped ggs newb

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right haha... anyways raped ggs newb

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huh? what dodge?

Who did you lose to in the War2 festival? Braviet?
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hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
cuz you're less street than vampire weekend

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Who did you lose to in the War2 festival? Braviet?

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swiftone -> semi finals @ war2 festival

socznedok -> semi finals @ war2 festival

swiftone = socznedok

Tell us more how valkrie sucks

..oh wait. You lost to him in the last tournament. Nvm

Swift is trying real hard to get rediculised.

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Tell us more how valkrie sucks

..oh wait. You lost to him in the last tournament. Nvm

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K not anymore, I own all.

I'm best ever, ggs everyone.

lol?

swiftone is special

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valkrie in the semi finals, stupid fucking ef 1-2.

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looking at these old threads, i like how worthless players like turtleman claim to have beaten swift, and then other players just throw names at him ( meaning they do not dare play him only talk about other players beating him , for those of you who are slow, which is alot . )
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i beat swift and he buildhacked lawl; i raped his ogres with grunts. gfg.

What a weirdo
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lol this thread is even better after the 'i hacked' thread!

yamon sifting through and bumping 3 year old swift-threads gloating about how good swift was and how other people "do not dare play him"...


... creep.

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fuck this thread makes my nature seem really repetitive
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