http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-jVAHAuiS4

Song: Albi The Racist Dragon
Artist: Flight Of The Conchords

[code]
Intro:
e|-3--33--3----|-3--33--3---|-3--33--3---|-1--11--1--|
B|-5--55--5----|-5--55--5---|-3--33--3---|-3--33--3--|
G|-5--55--5--0-|-4--44--4-0|-3--33--3--0|-2--22--2--0|
D|-------------|-------------|------------|------------|
A|-------------|-------------|------------|------------|
E|-------------|-------------|------------|------------|

e|---------1h3p1-----|-3\----|
B|------1--------1---|-3\--3-|
G|----1--1-----------|-4\----|
D|--3----------------|-5\----|
A|-------------------|-------|
E|-------------------|-------|

"Because were different to them"
e|--(12)--|
B|-(12)---|
G|-(12)---|
D|-(12)---| (harmonics)
A|--(12)--|
E|--------|


Lyrics:
In the marmalade forest! (forest)
Between the make beleive trees!
In a cottage cheese cottage?
Lives Albi, Albi, Albi, Albi
Albi, the racist dragon.

Part 6

And so, all of the villagers chased Albi
The racist dragon, into a very cold,
and very scary cave.
And it was so cold, and so scary in there.
That Albi began to cry, Dragon tears...
Which as we all know turn into Jelly Beans!

Anyway, at that moment, he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail.
And he turned around.
Who should that little hand belong to,
but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.

"What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday?"
Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.

"No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames,
I crawled to safety. But you did leave me very badly disfigured."
Laughed the boy.

"Why are you crying so?"
"I'm crying because all of those horrible villagers
chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because im so racist.
Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty."

"No Albi, it's not because of your racism that they chased you here.
They chased me here too when I became all disfigured like this.
They just don't like you and I,
well, because, were different to them."

And at that moment Albi cried a single tear,
which turned into a jelly bean, all the colors of the rainbow!
And suddenly, he wasn't racist, anymore.

So they sat in the cave (cave)
And ate bubblegum pie, YUM!
Albi, the racist..
Well, not anymore...
Dragon...

Last edited by GenOciDe- on Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:01 am; edited 12 times in total

fixed some errors in this one

I love flight of the Concords. i wish they weren't canceled.

yeah they are funny

i guess they're canceled from tv, but actually they quit. they thought they'd done all they wanted to do

got tabs for Business Time? These dudes are so funny
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