I was seeing this girl for a while and she used to call me from her friends cell phones since I wouldn't answer when she called. So 1 day I got my friend Dean aka Cinder to call 1 of those numbers and Pimp them. Cinder is a real godly phone pimp he once convinced the girl i was seeing to go skinny dipping over the phone without ever meeting her ( I hung out with her 10 times and got nothing).

So Dean purely pimps this girl and tells her "lets meet im on you street". So she tells us where her house is. I come to the window and tell her to sneak out, she says sorry Dean I can't. So I ask if i can come in even though her parents are sleeping. After 30 seconds shes jerking me off and im banging her. I asked her for head but shes like "No we just met".

So now I have to have dean call her on 3 way whenever we want to go out. Hopefully i can get her screen name so that will be easier. I hope she catches on a little because this is too eazy.

Yes lying to make yourself look cool on the internet is wrong.

doesn't quite make sense

It does but his attempt had anyone believed it still would have made him look like a loser =\

wtf?

Did you post this in the moderated forum with the hope of not being flamed?

ThreeUp is a faggot. I believe him. Pb has always been a stud like that, gw.

you fucked her but she wouldn't suck your dick?

lawlz y its cuz ur muscles are not big enough ppaerboy

sg is a butterball