Or maybe some good 1's

feed your peons apple pudding and grule! makes them strong like bull! then take your tea spoon and have it blessed by 500 naked monks! this creates a disturbance in the force, there by changing the paths of history! hitler will come back, only he will be a friendly norwegian diplomat! befriend him, teach him some dog tricks, then give him the spoon! dance the wacky jiggy! wackiness soon follows, as norwegian diplomat hitler will pull down his pants, and rid himself of his harsh bowel movements! the funny smelling fish will then consume all enemy forces, and the day will be yours! Victory to all! yatta!

I remember when I started messing around with drugs.