WASHINGTON -- A Republican member of the Tennessee state legislature emailed constituents Tuesday morning with a rumor circulating in conservative circles that President Barack Obama is planning to stage a fake assassination attempt in an effort to stop the 2012 election from happening.

Rep. Kelly Keisling (R-Byrdstown) sent an email from his state email account to constituents containing a rumor that Obama and the Department of Homeland Security are planning a series of events that could lead to the imposition of "martial law" and delay the election. Among the events hypothesized in the email is a staged assassination attempt on the president that would lead to civil unrest in urban areas and martial law.

more here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/31/kelly-keisling-tennessee-obama-rumor_n_1725053.html?1343768099
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hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
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http://www.activistpost.com/2012/08/dhs-and-us-military-make-final.html

The acquisition of armory by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and contracts for bullet-proof glass for checkpoint booths to be positioned strategically throughout the nation on public highways have heightened awareness that the US government is preparing for a well-planned domestic military action. DHS armored vehicles have been sighted on highways in Kentucky.

When citizens attempt to capture the activity on film, some have their cameras confiscated; sometimes after a physical altercation.

On Google Maps, where known military bases were once visible, some strategic areas are now blurred out.

John (a pseudonym) was contracted by DHS to “fill in caves, mines and block trails”. Now these measures are being stepped up, as independent contractors are being brought to mountainous regions and told to block all entrances into the mountains, by way of caves and other areas where people could possibly “hide out in the hills” during a riot situation under declaration of martial law.

www.infowars.com
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I just got my 2 years of dried food that Alex Jones preaches. Also bought some gold just in case! Bring on the end game!!!
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http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/08/paul-backers-object-to-credentials-report/1#.UD01hsGPUn8

TAMPA -- Ron Paul backers made their presence felt today at the Republican National Convention, loudly booing and shouting at party leaders over a report on delegate seating.

At issue: New party rules that would bind delegates to the outcome of presidential primaries and caucuses. Presidential candidates would be able to choose which delegates represent them at the convention. In a compromise worked out Monday, the candidates would have to consult with state parties in selecting delegates.

Ron Paul supporters -- believing they were entitled to more delegates at the convention -- chanted "Object! Object!" over adoption of the delegate report. Republican Party Chairman Reince Priebus declined to recognize them.

Some supporters of the Texas congressman and former presidential candidate shouted "cheater." Eventually, the more numerous Mitt Romney supporters inside the Tampa Bay Times Forum began counter-chanting: "Please sit down! Please sit down!"

Priebus had to gavel the convention to a lower volume, saying at one point: "Guys, we will proceed with the order of business."

Later, during discussion of a rules report, Paul supporters began chanting: "Point of order! Point of order!" They booed loudly when convention leaders adopted the report.
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hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
cuz you're less street than vampire weekend

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The mood got tense this afternoon as a group of Ron Paul supporters interrupted the Republican National Convention in objection to changes being made to the Maine delegation.

Paul, a Texas Congressman and GOP presidential candidate, got huge applause when he entered the Tampa Bay Times Forum earlier today with changes of “Let him speak,” after Paul did not get a speaking role at the convention.

But his supporters were much louder when the majority of the convention delegates voted in favor of making changes to the Main delegation, which originally consisted largely of Paul supporters.

Protestors jumped to their feet chanting “Seat them now!”

Other delegates tried to cover the protests by shouting “USA.”

Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus had to bang the gavel to get the group to settle down so the delegates could continue on with scheduled business.

But speakers had to strain to be heard over the Paul supporters until the group eventually quieted down.

http://blog.northjersey.com/thepoliticalstate/4495/ron-paul-supporters-erupt-in-protest-at-gop-convention/

scary stuff/...
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hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
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hahaha
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I don’t know why anybody thought it was a good idea to hold a presidential nominating convention in Florida. This state has a terrible track record with presidential politics. Does anybody remember 2000? That was the year when the presidential election was decided by Florida residents who were deeply confused about which holes to punch in a ballot. This is not surprising: Florida residents are also deeply confused about what lane they’re driving in, or what, specifically, they’re supposed to do when the traffic light changes color.

So this is the last place where anybody should attempt to nominate somebody for president. Nevertheless as I write these words, Tampa is the site of a massive convention gathering featuring thousands of delegates, party leaders, media people, protesters, hookers, random lunatics and Donald Trump.

Until the weekend, Vice President Joe “Joe” Biden had also been planning to come; apparently he was unaware that this is the Republican convention. He changed his mind after a meeting with his top aides that may or may not have involved tranquilizer darts. So, tragically, Joe will not be here.

But there is still a lot of excitement in the air, as well as wind gusts upwards of 50 miles per hour, as Potential Hurricane Isaac makes its way up the Florida coast, posing a serious threat to the estimated 11 million local TV news reporters standing on the beach in matching rain slickers warning everybody to stay the hell off the beach. Isaac has already affected the convention: On Monday night, instead of the planned schedule, the Republicans are planning to hold a very brief session, at which they will nominate Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Then they will declare the convention over, and everybody will go home.

No, that would be WAY too sane. Instead there will be three more days of speeches by every major Republican figure in the nation, living or dead. The goal will be to demonstrate to the nationwide convention-viewing TV audience — an estimated eight people — that Mitt is a regular non-android human just like you who feels pain the same way any normal person does when one of his helicopters needs repair.

The Republicans will also try to show that Paul Ryan is a nice young man who does not, as the Democrats have been suggesting, want to legalize hunting for senior citizens with crossbows. This is especially important here in Florida, because this is a crucial swing state whose voters could decide the election, assuming they can figure out where their polling places are, which, as I noted earlier, is not a given.

While all this is going on inside the convention, there will be plenty of action outside in the streets, where thousands of protesters are planning to exercise their constitutional right to annoy pretty much everybody who is not one of them. On top of all that, there is the relentless approach of Isaac, which could have major impact on the American economy, because Tampa is home to an estimated 40 percent of the nation’s strategic reserve of strip clubs.

I am not suggesting for one second that Tampa is some kind of cultural backwater. Tampa is a major city boasting a wide array of things, as evidenced by this list of List of Five Fascinating Facts About Tampa:

1. Tampa boasts the world’s longest continuous sidewalk.

2. The Hooters restaurant chain originated here in 1983.
3. OK, if you want to get technical, Hooters actually originated in Clearwater.

4. I only included Hooters because we have pretty much exhausted the fascinating facts about Tampa.

5. Seriously, though, it’s a really long sidewalk.

Also, according to a story I read in the New York Times Magazine, there’s a monkey that has been running around the Tampa area for more than three years now evading capture. The article says that the monkey — known as the Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay — is hugely popular here; it has a blog, on which it announced in 2010 that it was running for mayor. Unfortunately, because of some legal technicality, it did not win.

(For the record: It would definitely have won in Miami. And then, two months later, it would have been indicted.)

But the big story, at the moment, is Isaac. The convention planners have done all they can to prepare; National Guard troops have brought in 65,000 pounds of shrimp cocktail — enough, at normal rates of delegate consumption, to last nearly two days. But still there is concern. The worst-case scenario is that Isaac will develop into a major hurricane, veer eastward toward Tampa and — this is the ultimate public-safety nightmare — get hold of Donald Trump’s hairstyle. If that thing gets airborne in the community, nobody is safe.

Despite the personal danger, I’ll be on the scene here, providing you with daily reports. Hotel space is very tight, so I wound up in a place that is next door to — I am not making this up — a strip club. When I was checking in, a guest was asking the front-desk clerk if something could be done about the cockroaches in his room. “They’re big,” he said. “They fight back.”

So you can imagine how very excited I am to be here, at this exciting time, in this exciting city. With its exciting sidewalk.

Good POst.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr5kMguEqi8

pure chaos@!

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hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
cuz you're less street than vampire weekend

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The LA Times recently ran a story about the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit, which contained a mind-boggling statistic: of the more than 100 offenders the unit has arrested over the last four years, "all but one" has been "a hard-core Trekkie."

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The LA Times recently ran a story about the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit, which contained a mind-boggling statistic: of the more than 100 offenders the unit has arrested over the last four years, "all but one" has been "a hard-core Trekkie."

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tng does own tho
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Coool story brah!!!

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Coool story brah!!!

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Just in case you were beginning to think rich people were deeply misunderstood and that they feel the pain of those who are less fortunate, here's the world's wealthiest woman, Australian mining tycoon Gina Rinehart, with some helpful advice.

"If you're jealous of those with more money, don't just sit there and complain," she said in a magazine piece. "Do something to make more money yourself -- spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working."

Yeah, let them eat cake.

Rinehart made her money the old-fashioned way: She inherited it. Her family iron ore prospecting fortune of $30.1 billion makes her Australia's wealthiest person and the richest woman on the planet.

"There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire," she said by way of encouragement.

"Become one of those people who work hard, invest and build, and at the same time create employment and opportunities for others."

Boom. Almost too easy.

Why are people poor? Rinehart blamed what she described as "socialist," anti-business government policies, and urged Australian officials to lower the minimum wage and cut taxes.

"The millionaires and billionaires who choose to invest in Australia are actually those who most help the poor and our young," she said. "This secret needs to be spread widely."
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Why are people poor? Rinehart blamed what she described as "socialist," anti-business government policies, and urged Australian officials to lower the minimum wage and cut taxes.

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http://www.trbimg.com/img-503f8f88/turbine/la-fi-mo-richest-woman-20120830-001/600

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http://www.thedailysheeple.com/chinese-troops-reportedly-amassing-near-us-mexico-border_042012

SCary Stuff.
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Originally posted by Fast Luck
hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
cuz you're less street than vampire weekend

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http://www.thedailysheeple.com
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The reports currently garnering the most attention are those coming from Steve Quayle of the Q-Files Radio Show who recently interviewed a cross-border trucker who claims to have actually seen a major Chinese military base inside Mexico.
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RED ALERT!! OBAMA TO FEDERALIZE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS
http://www.amtvmedia.com/red-alert-obama-to-federalize-local-police-departments/
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Originally posted by Fast Luck
hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
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More scary news about Obama

http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2013-05-09-1.html

Obama will claim we need a national police force in order to fight terrorism and crime. The Boston bombing is a useful start, especially when combined with random shootings by crazy people.

Where will he get his "national police"? The NaPo will be recruited from "young out-of-work urban men" and it will be hailed as a cure for the economic malaise of the inner cities.

In other words, Obama will put a thin veneer of training and military structure on urban gangs, and send them out to channel their violence against Obama's enemies.

Instead of doing drive-by shootings in their own neighborhoods, these young thugs will do beatings and murders of people "trying to escape" -- people who all seem to be leaders and members of groups that oppose Obama.
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hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
cuz you're less street than vampire weekend

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someone wants attention
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yea but when aren't you looking for attention?
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*keeps posting stupid article no one cares about until someone acknowledges it*
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